Thank you, Kellerman.

Max Kellerman. What can I say about Kellerman that hasn’t already been said?

Well I could say he’s an expert in the field. That he is a football genius. Maybe I could say he’s never been wrong. Like I said though, I could say these things because no one has ever said them. It’s like saying “Los Angelas is a good sports town”. Just because no one has said it before doesn’t make it any more true.

Kellerman is the biggest lover of the Patriots, and especially of Tom Brady. Ya he might spout off on First Take about the cliff. IS Brady standing on the edge? Has Brady already jumped off the ledge? Was Brady’s phone in his pocket when he jumped off the ledge? To be honest the timeline of Kellerman’s cliff narrative reminds me of True Detective timeline. Regardless of the fact, he does this to light a flame up under New England.

At this point he 100% knows what he’s doing. He’s basically a double agent. Every time Kellerman opens his mouth about how bad the Patriots are, Bill and Boys end up with another ring or at the very least an all expense paid vacation for the family to the host city of the Super Bowl that year. So for this…(skip to 2:27)

…Thank you, Max.

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