Well, we made it. Where you might ask? We made it all the way to mid August before WEEI get’s their story of the baseball season that they can now blow out of proportions.
I can hear it now…
Angry White Man 1: I. JUST. DON’T. KNOW, GUYS. He was an okay pitcher for the sox, didn’t do terribly much, and now he just thinks he can use that platform to run for office. I’m telling you. I don’t know about it.
Angry White Man 2: Are you stupid? He was awful while here. Ya, he won a World Series and had an amazing game 6 of the ALCS. But what about the years between 2004 and 2007? No rings to prove for. I’d vote for him though.
Angry White Man 3: Good for him getting envolved. Complete turmoil in Arizona. When I went to the D-Back Sox game last season I was terrrified for my life. Just 3 hours south is MEXICO! Do you know what goes on in that country?!?!? Drugs, gang violence, horrible stuff. Arizona needs that Medfield, Massachusetts resident in office.
Show Producer: Didn’t Whitey Bulger top the FBI most wanted and operated 30 minutes from Fenway?
Angry White Men 1,2,3: Would you just shut up! Jesus, would you move to Russia already.
**And Scene*
Listen, I don’t care about his politcs. He writes for Breitbart and if you can’t pick up on that then this whole blog will just go over your head. I just don’t think he’ll end up running. It’s too much time, effort, and money. He went on Section 10 a week and a half ago and talked about how much he just wants to be back in baseball, yet no one really wants him around. If you truly want my two cents on the matter, I think he winds up coach way before he winds up with behind a desk in DC.
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