This is a mix between an announcement blog and a reminder to self blog.
We all know Brady is the GOAT. We all know Belichick is the smartest man to ever hold a playbook. But I feel like as much as we talk about this we can never truly understand how amazing these two men are.
A 42 year old man isn’t supposed to be able to walk without a cane let alone lead a football team to a 7th championship.
So I feel that it is my duty, as a Patriots fan, to start this series of blogs.
For the rest of the season I wanna pick a dog shit team, maybe a new team every week, maybe the same team for the rest of the year, and write about them to better put the dominance of New England in perspective. Haven’t worked out all the kinks yet. Just sitting here on the ol john trying to figure stuff out. But looking at the performance of teams like Cleveland, who was expected to dominate, or the Jets, who blew a 16-0 lead, can only enhance our perspective of how fucking stupid the utter mushroom stamping performances of Brady, Edelman, Michel and co. is.
Maybe this will last two weeks. Maybe it’ll go 16 more. Maybe I’ll be 80 and I’ll get up in my nursing home, hobble over to my typewriter, start a paragraph about Peyton Manning IV and his Moon Tesla football team only to keel over and die of pure joy after a 60th banner from Brady.
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