Hello…911?

I would like to report a MURDER.

At 1:48 pm eastern standard time an assault on an innocent victim occurred via the twitter app. The guilty party was one, Thomas Edward Patrick Brady, killing his victim with a scorching hot roast. Our victim???? Peyton Manning.

Not true. Peyton is the better golfer right now. He’s had much more practice these past few years. https://t.co/etoGOmd0c0

— Tom Brady (@TomBrady) February 7, 2020

Some say what goes around comes around. In this case, it’s more of Tom Brady just keeps coming around and smacking Peyton whenever and wherever. I would make a joke about respecting your elders or elderly crime or mention AARP or talk about his massive blimp-like forehead. But I’m not. Tom took the highroad in complimenting his frenemy, so I too will take the high road in not mentioning Peyton took HGH.