Congrats Marty, you played yourself. Who’s your biggest opponent? Not a more socially minded Democrat with a minority background. No, it’s David F$&@ Ortiz.
Is David Ortiz up to par on what it takes run one of the most bustling cities in America with gaping transit issues and a public school system constantly under scrutiny?
Ya, probably. And even if not, Papi is still winning that race. All he has to do is crack that angelic smile, spit in his hands, and clap twice and the voting booths will start filling.
Sarah Pailin once said “Polls are for strippers and cross country skiers” when referring to her being about 30 points behind Biden in favorability. Well guess what? They’re also for ricocheting home runs off of. I need a team of political science nerds(not me) collecting surveys, running projections, and getting me results that show David taking this thing.
PAPI FOR MAYOR 2020(or whenever the next Boston Mayoral election is)!
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