So this video was making some noise on the ole Twitter machine yesterday, and for good reason. What an absolute shit-pumping. OU Football player thinks he’a untouchable and tries to pick a fight with a smaller dude, and boy does it end bad. Just horrifically. Let’s look at the events that lead to this dude getting absolutely starched.
Any bar fight typically starts off with the same move: the push. Buddy firmly plants his hand into the chest of the dude he is trying to pick a fight with. If the push is retaliated, the fight commences.
THE COCKINESS! To wipe your face off after receiving a blow, wiping it off like an annoying gnat. Unbelievable.
Good lord what an initial blow. A barrage of punches spearheaded by a clean-landing right hook. Absolutely stunned the dude and boy was that only the beginning of the beatdown.
Secured the takedown without a shred of defense. Buddy couldn’t sink the hips, get the hooks in, nothing. This dude secures the double leg and doesn’t look back. Unreal takedown and absolutely brutal takedown defense.
You simply cannot give up the back when you are taken down. Rule number 1. This dude should never have picked a fight without knowing the rules of the game. Dude gives up his back and without hesitation my guy secures back mount. Clearly trained in Brazilian Jiu Jitsu. This dude is in for some hell right now.
And here is the hell I was talking about. Guy tries rolling over, my guy maintains back control and looks to lock in a rear naked choke. He can’t really get under the chin to what does he do? Secures a little neck crank. This dude is unreal. He is doing whatever he wants to this guy and deservedly so.
Let me make one thing clear: this guy did not get out of the neck crank. The other dude simply did not want to break this guys neck. So he let’s him out of the neck crank, gets a little side control going, and just beats the absolute back out of him. Game over. TKO. Ring the bell.
So there you have it, arguably the worst beatdown in a bathroom you could ever imagine. Technically sound to say the least. This dude picked a fight with most likely the one dude in that bar that would absolutely destroy anyone in the bar. There is one rule in any bar fight: If the other guy has cauliflower ears, RUN.
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