RIP Sony Michel

Apparently

The Patriots are trading Sony Michel to the Rams for 2 “conditional” picks once again proving Belichick hates the first round. I would too, honestly. That’s a whole lot of pressure to draft not Jamarcus Russell. Keep letting Bill find gold in the 4th and 5th rounds. I flamed him before for taking Kyle Dugger (a D2 player) on this website before. This is because I’m dumb and irrational stupidity gets clicks, you suckers.

Anyway, I think I liked Sony. I don’t really remember. I liked PlayStation in the past. Sly Cooper was always the GOAT of video game franchises and I suggest you let that one marinate. I don’t remember much from Sony but, c’mon, you gotta give me a couple weeks to regenerate my football brain.

The biggest news from this though relates to fantasy as Damien Harris is now skyrocketing up everyone’s big boards. Friendly reminder that NOBODY ZERO PEOPLE NOT EVEN YOUR MOTHER cares about your fantasy team. They either play and only wanna focus on their own team or they don’t play and thus don’t care for the activity whatsoever.

So, as we venture into the fantasy season and drafts start completing themselves, not a single other person gives a shit about your fantasy team. Just ask Todd Gurley.

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